Dear Fifth-Year Students,
It is with great sorrow that I announce my retirement as professor of Arithmancy at Hogwarts. But alas, I died over the weekend. As many of you know, I made a ritual of sorting fifth-year students into math sub-houses at the beginning of their spring term. Although I can no longer attend this ceremony in person, I hope to continue this tradition through the muggle Interwebs. I created the sorting quiz you will find below shortly before my untimely passing. This quiz could never replace my beloved math sorting hat, but it will have to do, as it is my wish to have the hat permanently affixed to my tombstone.
Please say hello should you have the opportunity to visit my portrait in the Office of Measures of Central Tendency. I wish you the best in your journey toward mathematical enlightenment.
Sincerely,
Professor Möbius Mode
P.S. As always, if you do not enroll in Arithmancy, you will be automatically placed in the sub-house of Subtraction. For shame.
P.P.S. In the first postscript: 9-5, 1-1, 14-1, 14-1, 2-5 1-1, 14-1, 7-3, 3-1,2-2 3-2, 4-2, 4-2, 2-2, 1-2' 5-1, 1-1, 2-5!
It is with great sorrow that I announce my retirement as professor of Arithmancy at Hogwarts. But alas, I died over the weekend. As many of you know, I made a ritual of sorting fifth-year students into math sub-houses at the beginning of their spring term. Although I can no longer attend this ceremony in person, I hope to continue this tradition through the muggle Interwebs. I created the sorting quiz you will find below shortly before my untimely passing. This quiz could never replace my beloved math sorting hat, but it will have to do, as it is my wish to have the hat permanently affixed to my tombstone.
Please say hello should you have the opportunity to visit my portrait in the Office of Measures of Central Tendency. I wish you the best in your journey toward mathematical enlightenment.
Sincerely,
Professor Möbius Mode
P.S. As always, if you do not enroll in Arithmancy, you will be automatically placed in the sub-house of Subtraction. For shame.
P.P.S. In the first postscript: 9-5, 1-1, 14-1, 14-1, 2-5 1-1, 14-1, 7-3, 3-1,2-2 3-2, 4-2, 4-2, 2-2, 1-2' 5-1, 1-1, 2-5!
If you are looking for Mr. Bowen's class web site, it is available through the menus to the left. Happy April Fools' Day!
From the past... Mr. Bowen's Potato Farm (2018), Mr. Bowen's Lost and Found (2017), Rate My FAKE Professors (2016), Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (2015), FaceSkype (2014), Top Hat Portrait Studio (2013), Bob's Knitting Club (2012)
From the past... Mr. Bowen's Potato Farm (2018), Mr. Bowen's Lost and Found (2017), Rate My FAKE Professors (2016), Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (2015), FaceSkype (2014), Top Hat Portrait Studio (2013), Bob's Knitting Club (2012)
